I simply can't contain my joy at telling you that OxnardMontalvo created two images for this article.
Easter has come early because SassyRobot has a pair of contributions which taste sweeter than the finest Belgian chocolate eggs.
In the beginning, God created heaven, the Earth and this contribution. Fast forward a few million years the present day, where snowcake found the image and took credit for it.
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.