"Nobody makes Ramen like lu lu lu", declared the commercial.

Do you remember the episode of Captain Planet where he had to fight Captain Pollution? That has nothing to do with Manos del Sino's contribution I am just easily distracted.

"Luke, I am your father". Haha, that's just a little in-joke between Mei Long and I, because I know how much that guy loves his Star Treks.

Mordred's Xbox Live gamertag is DiabeticLuvr1986 so feel free to hit him up for some fun online gaming.

Novah doesn't "do" holding doors open for other people.

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