Ojos Azures
Ojos Azures, submitted by . Welcome to hell. You may remember an ALoD here recently that featured some horrible pictures of some even more horrible cats. Well, I unfortunately found more of them. This time a breeder in Holland offers up many hot photos of these hideous shovel-faced cats, all set to some totally groovin' MIDI tunes.
I've started breeding himmie's about eight years ago. I've got my first himalayan girl from my friend Joke Thon from Grayswandir cattery. She learned me everything I had to know about breeding and especially about himalayans.
Grayswandir cattery? These monsters are born of some evil Nazi eugenics program, I can practically smell it. All they lack is a blonde buzzcut, a monocle and a riding crop to slap into their leather-gloved paws whenever emphasis is needed. If there is any justice in this world each and every one of these beasts will suddenly decide to go deep-sea diving.
Oooh, that reminds me, they have a guestbook! Feel free to let them know how wonderful their cats are and how much you would like one.
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