AwfulVision: Mexican stole my DS!

As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!

• Laptop refuses to boot for the first 15 minutes
• /!\ HEY WRESTLE DUDES WHO WANNA VOTE ON SHIT FROM LAST YEAR YOU HAVE 4 DAYS /!\
• Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag - A Pirate I Was Meant To Be
• Mystery Itch on Face
• Capturing In-Game Footage and Audio Separately
• Layover in Dubai
• Obama Wants a New Ride: Presidential Plane Being Auctioned
• Satan, boobs, death, and children. A Lucius let's play.