Awfulvision: The Return of Alan P. Assdick!

As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!

• Boyfriend is a drunk, I'm an idiot
• SCF Game 4: Welcome to the Tuukka Rask Invitational
• Fire Emblem+Open-Source+Random Number God: Let's Play Battle for Wesnoth!
• Issue with LAN connection.
• My brother is the dumbest asshole ever
• Post your phone's personal dictionary!
• Baby's First 4X: Let's Play Warlock: Master of the Arcane
• Tell me about labor or tax laws about remote employees