AwfulVision: The Smallest Margarine!

A Nerdshit Draws Near
Submitted by Paul Rice
Hail and well met, friend! My scouts report that you have just uploaded a 5 minute+ video dedicated to the origin of your YouTube name and to "powning" some hapless ne'er-do-well. As the king of Whogivesafuckistan, I welcome you to our fair country and hope your terrible, wordy, nerd slapfight video has a long and happy stay here. Enjoy your complimentary 3 titties and a boob and smallest margarine and feel free to eat shit and die at your earliest convenience!
Critics Corner
"ur awesome dude.. esperfuck is gay, i hope he gets run over by a train. or his ass shot in the corner of a dark alley..
-XBOX360 RULES "
-Flip4Life23
"What a nerd."
-Alpinex105
"stop being defensive the other dude is killing you because you are way to serious and what the fuck is this greek god shit youre not greek "
-ps3dagreatest

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