[CHACHA.COM] get people to help you search for crap that doesn't exist
Forums Goon Stoat Box saw the potential in making good use of such a selfless site, and so did the rest of the forums.
HOW TO MAKE THEM FUNNIES
1 go to chacha.com
2 type in something in the search box
3 hit search with guide
topic: two men racing each other through a cactus patch
Stoat Box posted:
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: PaulaD
PaulaD: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: I'm looking for a picture of two men racing each other through a cactus patch.
PaulaD: Hi, How can I help?
You: I'm sure I saw the image on Google Image Search about three months ago
PaulaD: Okay, let me look
You: Although I may have just dreamed it as I've been taking a lot of sleeping pills lately
You: Incidentally what's the best thing to take sleeping pills with so far I've been taking them with a stiff whisky and a few hours reading in my smoking jacket.
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LillianV
LillianV: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
LillianV: Hello!
LillianV: How can I help you?
You: Hello
LillianV: Hi
You: I'm trying to find a picture of two men running through a cactus patch
You: One of them has a smile on his face
LillianV: That may be difficult, but let me try, hold on please
You: The other has a look of despair, like if a lover has left him or he missed an episode of smash hit comedy "Family Guy"
LillianV: I do apologize, but there are no images of anything like this
You: That's ok. Can I ask for another search?
LillianV: Certainly
You: Do you know if Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka beat Uwe "Raging" Boll in the boxing match they had a while ago?
LillianV: Let me search that for you
You: Please be quick my captors are getting angry
You: Can you also please search "Stoat Box" for me I'm trying to meet him to give him his third of the Triforce thanks.
LillianV: Can I find anything else for you?
You: "Stoat Box" I think he's a Russian snooker player.
LillianV: That's all I have on that
You: Oh, I found the picture I was looking for, turns out I drew it on my arm.
LillianV: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
You: Thanks anyway ChaCha.com you've brought the web closer together
LillianV: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
Caffeine Wolf posted:
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MichaelM
MichaelM: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
MichaelM: Hello
You: hello I am looking for a variety of items and perhaps a shop that sells them all
You: in the states of texas if possible
MichaelM: Real funny.
You: pardon?
MichaelM: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
Whalley posted:
JasonK: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Hi there. I'm looking for some internet
You: Argh. Sorry, my chat box keeps cutting out
You: I'm looking for this internet
JasonK: There you go
JasonK: They have it on wikipedia
JasonK: Did you need anything else?
You: Um, there's this internet
JasonK: That's it right there
You: help me find someone to hold me through the night
JasonK: Sure
