MSpaint cartoon characters dealing with serious, frightening issues, Part I
Dharma Chameleon shows us a Scrooge that isn't so rich he can defy the laws of physics.
Muffins's Tom would rather push around a different mouse to get his rocks off.
Let's hope Red Fructidor's Optimus Prime doesn't give in to road rage...
Nightmirror's Timmy is too spoiled to cut himself like a real emo.
I can hardly bring myself to chuckle at this sobering Macaluso submission.
Nokturne's Eyore evidently just wanted to feel real...