"CarryTheZero" presents this cautionary vision of things to come.
"Doctor McNinja" finds the McDonald's gang serving some slightly different orders.
A sexy French maid named "Albrot" looks to the future:
"Drink-Mix Man" lights a fire for change. You go grill.
I'm not sure that RE/MAX's agents will ever get this desperate, but "BeanBone" isn't ruling it out.