What Really Happened
"jnz" wraps up the Titanic mysteries by showing that Gremlins did it!
"parkay" probably played too much "Rampage" to be taken seriously:
"Sasquatch!" opens the floodgates for millions of lawsuits against Acme:
"Lagrange" knows that a gigantic flying Ford Pinto really destroyed the towers:
Possible Empire/al Qaeda connection? Who knows what "Digital Arse" is insinuating:
That's the end of the show! As always, I hope you had a swell time and you didn't wet yourself. Big thanks to the delightful Goons for letting us steal their work time and time again!