The Furry Conflict and FG & WC
Religious people! LOL!
A similar thing happened to me except it involves more urine.
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 ~ "Ice Cap Zone"
I saw God playing Counter-Strike the other day and there wasn't much pwning going on if you know what I mean.
The Lord Jesus Christ is my only friend. He's like that lovable R.O.B. toy for Nintendo.
Yeah, but according to John 15:14, Jesus will only be my friend if I do what he says. I thought Jesus was a friend, not my boss.
Unfortunately the Bible doesn't exactly teach you how to get a woman so I don't think you're going to have these problems, buddy.