Cyber Dating, Lies People Tell, Sanguarians, Save Lives in May, TV IV
Cyber Dating
With the price of gas and everything the way it is, a cyber date would be very economical. Unfortunately it would also be extremely pitiful and mark everyone involved as a giant nerd until the day they die, when the dishonor would then be passed on to whatever unlikely children they might have somehow accidentally produced.
Carl Winslow, found after all these years?

Personality isn't primary with "alternick." It's not even secondary, it's more like seventhdary.

CW McCall is spinning in his sleeper cab.

"ebrahim" rented a public pool for the weekend.

You can't just choose who you're going to love, that's cheating. It's like he's cheating on everyone else without even dating them. I want a divorce.


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