"Oh baby, you're white like Luke Skywalker, let's go have sex!" I can definitely tell you guys that this DOES NOT EVER HAPPEN.
Modern day? Star Wars took place a long, long time ago. So, you know, myth busted.
Just wait for "majinsoftware" to sober up and get back to the lab, then the shit's going down.
"Facta Loquuntur" has a lot of fews. A few brain cells, a few teeth, a few broken-down cars in his yard. Just to name a few.
The kids are going to be thrilled, this is WAY better than your old idea of Disneyland.