Zack: Hell yeah!

Steve: I think this dude owes me royalties on folder I drew on in 1992.

Zack: I could totally see that skeleton viking airbrushed on the back of a jean jacket. One that this dude would wear.

Steve: This is basically the coolest dude to ever appear in a game book. He should be the cover.

Zack: His power lies in his double Adam's apple.

Steve: I bet he knows how to fix a light switch and he plays in a totally awesome cover band on the weekend.

Zack: Yeah, he plays the Lita Ford in a Pittsburgh area Runaways cover band called "Still Waiting for the Night."

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