Zack: Hell yeah!
Steve: I think this dude owes me royalties on folder I drew on in 1992.
Zack: I could totally see that skeleton viking airbrushed on the back of a jean jacket. One that this dude would wear.
Steve: This is basically the coolest dude to ever appear in a game book. He should be the cover.
Zack: His power lies in his double Adam's apple.
Steve: I bet he knows how to fix a light switch and he plays in a totally awesome cover band on the weekend.
Zack: Yeah, he plays the Lita Ford in a Pittsburgh area Runaways cover band called "Still Waiting for the Night."
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.