Zack: Hell yeah!
Steve: I think this dude owes me royalties on folder I drew on in 1992.
Zack: I could totally see that skeleton viking airbrushed on the back of a jean jacket. One that this dude would wear.
Steve: This is basically the coolest dude to ever appear in a game book. He should be the cover.
Zack: His power lies in his double Adam's apple.
Steve: I bet he knows how to fix a light switch and he plays in a totally awesome cover band on the weekend.
Zack: Yeah, he plays the Lita Ford in a Pittsburgh area Runaways cover band called "Still Waiting for the Night."
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.