Zack: Hell yeah!
Steve: I think this dude owes me royalties on folder I drew on in 1992.
Zack: I could totally see that skeleton viking airbrushed on the back of a jean jacket. One that this dude would wear.
Steve: This is basically the coolest dude to ever appear in a game book. He should be the cover.
Zack: His power lies in his double Adam's apple.
Steve: I bet he knows how to fix a light switch and he plays in a totally awesome cover band on the weekend.
Zack: Yeah, he plays the Lita Ford in a Pittsburgh area Runaways cover band called "Still Waiting for the Night."
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