Zack: Good to see Mad Magazine's Don Martin is still working in the 31st century.
Steve: I think this dude is giving Lt. Lewis a run for his money.
Zack: He's definitely got the look of a badass. Nothing says machismo like pince-nez sunglasses and suspenders worn over a Ming the Merciless shirt.
Steve: His mustache is cool.
Zack: He looks like Jay Leno wearing a mullet wig and fake stache and trying to lure children into one of his 900 cars. Which I hear is how he operates.
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.