Zack: Good to see Mad Magazine's Don Martin is still working in the 31st century.
Steve: I think this dude is giving Lt. Lewis a run for his money.
Zack: He's definitely got the look of a badass. Nothing says machismo like pince-nez sunglasses and suspenders worn over a Ming the Merciless shirt.
Steve: His mustache is cool.
Zack: He looks like Jay Leno wearing a mullet wig and fake stache and trying to lure children into one of his 900 cars. Which I hear is how he operates.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
Do you have what it takes to make it on the ballot?
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.