Zack: Good to see Mad Magazine's Don Martin is still working in the 31st century.

Steve: I think this dude is giving Lt. Lewis a run for his money.

Zack: He's definitely got the look of a badass. Nothing says machismo like pince-nez sunglasses and suspenders worn over a Ming the Merciless shirt.

Steve: His mustache is cool.

Zack: He looks like Jay Leno wearing a mullet wig and fake stache and trying to lure children into one of his 900 cars. Which I hear is how he operates.

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