Zack: Good to see Mad Magazine's Don Martin is still working in the 31st century.
Steve: I think this dude is giving Lt. Lewis a run for his money.
Zack: He's definitely got the look of a badass. Nothing says machismo like pince-nez sunglasses and suspenders worn over a Ming the Merciless shirt.
Steve: His mustache is cool.
Zack: He looks like Jay Leno wearing a mullet wig and fake stache and trying to lure children into one of his 900 cars. Which I hear is how he operates.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.