Steve: Bjork dreams of firefighters.
Zack: *in fairy child voice* Eenchanted eenferno, hoses on my mech. So much foam from my cannon...shooman beings saved.Steve: Bjork kicks down a door and carries out a coughing child.
Zack: "Aaaaaaaalllllll take you to my tree house, Aaaaaallll raise you as my baby...boy."
Steve: I have a feeling the number for the Bjork fire department is like 500 digits and you have to dial it exactly right.
Zack: And she only answers the phone for like an hour every year on an equinox.
Steve: So it's a lot like not having a fire department.
Zack: Hooonnnnnly, much more eeeen-chant-ing.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.