Steve: Bjork dreams of firefighters.
Zack: *in fairy child voice* Eenchanted eenferno, hoses on my mech. So much foam from my cannon...shooman beings saved.Steve: Bjork kicks down a door and carries out a coughing child.
Zack: "Aaaaaaaalllllll take you to my tree house, Aaaaaallll raise you as my baby...boy."
Steve: I have a feeling the number for the Bjork fire department is like 500 digits and you have to dial it exactly right.
Zack: And she only answers the phone for like an hour every year on an equinox.
Steve: So it's a lot like not having a fire department.
Zack: Hooonnnnnly, much more eeeen-chant-ing.
It's time to get a new TV. Your old one was made like two years ago, and so much has changed. You might as well be looking at a dinosaur's butthole. Why would you keep doing that, when you could be looking at a robot's butthole?
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.