Zack: Is that the spell that makes Harry Potter takes off all his clothes on stage because he wants to fuck a horse?
Steve: There are easier ways to vacuum under a horse.
Zack: Dyson has an attachment for that.
Zack: Also, I'm not really buying how calm that horse looks. I've been around horses and they will freak out if you wear the wrong color of shirt. They are dumb as hell.Steve: Maybe that horse is telling you that you need to wear some better shirts.
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.