Zack: Is that the spell that makes Harry Potter takes off all his clothes on stage because he wants to fuck a horse?
Steve: There are easier ways to vacuum under a horse.
Zack: Dyson has an attachment for that.
Zack: Also, I'm not really buying how calm that horse looks. I've been around horses and they will freak out if you wear the wrong color of shirt. They are dumb as hell.Steve: Maybe that horse is telling you that you need to wear some better shirts.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.