Zack: Is that the spell that makes Harry Potter takes off all his clothes on stage because he wants to fuck a horse?
Steve: There are easier ways to vacuum under a horse.
Zack: Dyson has an attachment for that.
Zack: Also, I'm not really buying how calm that horse looks. I've been around horses and they will freak out if you wear the wrong color of shirt. They are dumb as hell.Steve: Maybe that horse is telling you that you need to wear some better shirts.
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