Lowtax: "Honey, come to the door and look out the peephole. I swear that house has gotten closer to ours"
Lowtax: "Don't provoke it, dear"
Lowtax: Tomorrow they wake up and their homes have merged and there's another peephole above that house too.
Zack: Maybe it's the other way around. Someone is peeping on the house Erin Andrews style.
Zack: "Oh yeah, look at those shingles, baby. Oh, god, wait until the Internet gets a load of those gables. Hubba, hubba."
Lowtax: No, wait, it's a bowling ball!
Lowtax: it's a beautiful, exquisitely decorated bowling ball of haunting sorrows.
Zack: A macabre bowling ball.
Zack: They always say when there's an eclipse not to look at it through your hotel door.
Lowtax: I'd love to see the kind of dude who rolls with a haunted house bowling ball during league play.
Zack: I'm guessing he wearing a polo shirt with a cravat.
Lowtax: "Oh this is my lucky ball. It reminds me of crummy houses"
Lowtax: Do you think the light on the top floor is perhaps from a SKELETON HAND?
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.