Zack: So many mocking looks!
Steve: Ahhh skulls! Big fat deal. Guess what, lady? We've all got 'em, so don't act all high and mighty.
Zack: Is this going to take us back to the "we're actually skeletons" theory?
Steve: We're only people for like 120 years, absolute tops! All the rest of the time we're a skeleton.
Zack: What about mummies? Bougie skeletons?
Steve: No, a skeleton is like a cucumber plant and a person is like a cucumber and a mummy is like a pickle.
Zack: That doesn't clarify anything.
Steve: Have you ever seen Scorpion King 2?
Zack: Steve you need to shut up right now.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.