Zack: So many mocking looks!

Steve: Ahhh skulls! Big fat deal. Guess what, lady? We've all got 'em, so don't act all high and mighty.

Zack: Is this going to take us back to the "we're actually skeletons" theory?

Steve: We're only people for like 120 years, absolute tops! All the rest of the time we're a skeleton.

Zack: What about mummies? Bougie skeletons?

Steve: No, a skeleton is like a cucumber plant and a person is like a cucumber and a mummy is like a pickle.

Zack: That doesn't clarify anything.

Steve: Have you ever seen Scorpion King 2?

Zack: Steve you need to shut up right now.

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