Zack: So many mocking looks!
Steve: Ahhh skulls! Big fat deal. Guess what, lady? We've all got 'em, so don't act all high and mighty.
Zack: Is this going to take us back to the "we're actually skeletons" theory?
Steve: We're only people for like 120 years, absolute tops! All the rest of the time we're a skeleton.
Zack: What about mummies? Bougie skeletons?
Steve: No, a skeleton is like a cucumber plant and a person is like a cucumber and a mummy is like a pickle.
Zack: That doesn't clarify anything.
Steve: Have you ever seen Scorpion King 2?
Zack: Steve you need to shut up right now.
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What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.