Zack: So many mocking looks!
Steve: Ahhh skulls! Big fat deal. Guess what, lady? We've all got 'em, so don't act all high and mighty.
Zack: Is this going to take us back to the "we're actually skeletons" theory?
Steve: We're only people for like 120 years, absolute tops! All the rest of the time we're a skeleton.
Zack: What about mummies? Bougie skeletons?
Steve: No, a skeleton is like a cucumber plant and a person is like a cucumber and a mummy is like a pickle.
Zack: That doesn't clarify anything.
Steve: Have you ever seen Scorpion King 2?
Zack: Steve you need to shut up right now.
Internment Camp Queens Caught Scamming Extra Servings Of Water And Laying Around All Day In Government-Provided Housing
Trying to change history is a terrible mistake. Tearing down all of America's Hitler statues has left us confused about our nation's proud past.
Ben Garrison's Cartoons explained; Part 2!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.