Steve: Argghhhh! Another hatchet in my face these sucky kids!!! The controller must be broke!
Zack: I spent my entire life training to kill people with a mouse and keyboard, suddenly the world changes and I have to use something that looks like a Batarang with nipples? I'm not gonna make the top 3 every time.
Steve: Imagine how hard it would be to kill people if you had to like use an actual gun to shoot bullets into dudes.
Zack: I'm a pacifist.
Steve: Yeah, right, a lot of people use that excuse when they're bad at being in the army.
Zack: I am tapping a lot of mana right now.
I'm thankful that the internet has a few more weeks of Net Neutrality protection before the inevitable outcome of deregulation comes to pass. I'll see you on Tier Basic, assuming you spring for the Limited Email Plan and your ISP hasn't throttled this domain.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.