Steve: Argghhhh! Another hatchet in my face these sucky kids!!! The controller must be broke!
Zack: I spent my entire life training to kill people with a mouse and keyboard, suddenly the world changes and I have to use something that looks like a Batarang with nipples? I'm not gonna make the top 3 every time.
Steve: Imagine how hard it would be to kill people if you had to like use an actual gun to shoot bullets into dudes.
Zack: I'm a pacifist.
Steve: Yeah, right, a lot of people use that excuse when they're bad at being in the army.
Zack: I am tapping a lot of mana right now.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.