Steve: Argghhhh! Another hatchet in my face these sucky kids!!! The controller must be broke!
Zack: I spent my entire life training to kill people with a mouse and keyboard, suddenly the world changes and I have to use something that looks like a Batarang with nipples? I'm not gonna make the top 3 every time.
Steve: Imagine how hard it would be to kill people if you had to like use an actual gun to shoot bullets into dudes.
Zack: I'm a pacifist.
Steve: Yeah, right, a lot of people use that excuse when they're bad at being in the army.
Zack: I am tapping a lot of mana right now.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.