Steve: Argghhhh! Another hatchet in my face these sucky kids!!! The controller must be broke!

Zack: I spent my entire life training to kill people with a mouse and keyboard, suddenly the world changes and I have to use something that looks like a Batarang with nipples? I'm not gonna make the top 3 every time.

Steve: Imagine how hard it would be to kill people if you had to like use an actual gun to shoot bullets into dudes.

Zack: I'm a pacifist.

Steve: Yeah, right, a lot of people use that excuse when they're bad at being in the army.

Zack: I am tapping a lot of mana right now.

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