Zack: We did it! By God, we burrowed our way to the end!
Steve: Out of hundreds of cards I feel like we barely started with Alpha.
Zack: We can be choosy. There are thousands more Magic cards waiting for us.
Steve: I don't want to do these anymore. You're ruining Magic with your negativity.
Zack: If I were a card I would be the ultimate annoying card you'd want to fill your deck with to piss everyone off.
Steve: I just want to have fun playing games. There's nothing wrong with that.
Zack: Unless you random-dialed a computer that mistakes you for Dr. Falken.
Steve: Or you throw your headset at the wall because you just got a kill cam with a hatchet hitting you in the back.
Zack: AAAARGH!Steve: It's okay! I know! The controller was broken!
Zack: Like your face will be.
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