Zack: "Argh! The pyramid thing is happening again!"
Steve: Try to lay down and put a wallet in your mouth!
Zack: Mel Gibson pictured receiving the idea for Apocalypto from his father.
Steve: Whenever I see first edition card effects like this I always want to make a deck with like a fourth of the deck are these weird up-yours cards to where the guy will have to draw his whole deck in three turns or something. It's a fun thing to do.
Zack: I do a similar thing but it involves one bullet and a revolver.
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.