Zack: "Argh! The pyramid thing is happening again!"
Steve: Try to lay down and put a wallet in your mouth!
Zack: Mel Gibson pictured receiving the idea for Apocalypto from his father.
Steve: Whenever I see first edition card effects like this I always want to make a deck with like a fourth of the deck are these weird up-yours cards to where the guy will have to draw his whole deck in three turns or something. It's a fun thing to do.
Zack: I do a similar thing but it involves one bullet and a revolver.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
Starting a company is difficult for anyone - doubly so if you happen to be a monster. Make the most of your unique situation with a clever business name to catch the customer's eye.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.