Zack: "Argh! The pyramid thing is happening again!"
Steve: Try to lay down and put a wallet in your mouth!
Zack: Mel Gibson pictured receiving the idea for Apocalypto from his father.
Steve: Whenever I see first edition card effects like this I always want to make a deck with like a fourth of the deck are these weird up-yours cards to where the guy will have to draw his whole deck in three turns or something. It's a fun thing to do.
Zack: I do a similar thing but it involves one bullet and a revolver.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.