Zack: "Argh! The pyramid thing is happening again!"
Steve: Try to lay down and put a wallet in your mouth!
Zack: Mel Gibson pictured receiving the idea for Apocalypto from his father.
Steve: Whenever I see first edition card effects like this I always want to make a deck with like a fourth of the deck are these weird up-yours cards to where the guy will have to draw his whole deck in three turns or something. It's a fun thing to do.
Zack: I do a similar thing but it involves one bullet and a revolver.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.