Zack: I didn't know R. Crumb had a super hero team.
Steve: According to Ruby Thursday's description, that red ball on her neck functions exactly like a normal head - she can talk and even eat. And she's really smart!
Zack: Well then what's the point of replacing her head with a red orb? All of the down side and none of the upside: woman being quiet, in kitchen, while pregnant in warlock-collared maternity lingerie.
Steve: I prefer my women with the heads of elderly Asian mystics.
Zack: I wouldn't have been too surprised to see these characters in like the 1950s or something, they're just weird enough to be classic from back then, but coming from the 1980s they just strike me as unpleasantly gross.Steve: I'm sorry, I can't pay attention to what you're saying, this whole page is a trigger to me.
This is your typical consumer model throne. If you just want a cheap prop, it's fine. If you want to actually sit like a king, pony up the cash and get yourself a prosumer model. This entry level stuff is more for a duke or baron at best.
Do you wish to know what computers will be doing in the year to come? With a sigh I shall exert the minimal effort it takes to reveal all. Feel free to print out these predictions and share them with your friends via fax.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.