Zack: This might be an anti-drug poster. Don't kiss meth.
Steve: Watch out for gems, dude. You don't want to mess around with those. It's a crazy scene where first this hot babe is like "I got this gem at this party want to try it out" and then before you know it you are smooching all over gems left and right and your head is all messed up from the lightning.Zack: Turning skeleton tricks in a shadowy cobblestone alley while bats fly out of sewers just to get another fix of the gem.
Steve: Selling blood at the blood lake to make out with a rock.Zack: You've got kids at home, begging for food, but you don't care because they're probably going to turn into evil rotten vampires anyway. Literally.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.