Zack: "Um, you don't really look like your profile."
Steve: "You've friendzoned me for the last time, Margaret!"
Zack: The tragic result of the strangest missed connections ad on craigslist.
Zack: "You were a snappy dressing dame with a lot of legs. I was the slumping, green-skinned hairbeast skulking in alleyways and casting menacing shadows as you hurried towards your destination."
Steve: I don't think that even comes close to being "the strangest missed connections ad."
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.