Zack: "Um, you don't really look like your profile."
Steve: "You've friendzoned me for the last time, Margaret!"
Zack: The tragic result of the strangest missed connections ad on craigslist.
Zack: "You were a snappy dressing dame with a lot of legs. I was the slumping, green-skinned hairbeast skulking in alleyways and casting menacing shadows as you hurried towards your destination."
Steve: I don't think that even comes close to being "the strangest missed connections ad."
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.