Zack: "Um, you don't really look like your profile."
Steve: "You've friendzoned me for the last time, Margaret!"
Zack: The tragic result of the strangest missed connections ad on craigslist.
Zack: "You were a snappy dressing dame with a lot of legs. I was the slumping, green-skinned hairbeast skulking in alleyways and casting menacing shadows as you hurried towards your destination."
Steve: I don't think that even comes close to being "the strangest missed connections ad."
It's time to get a new TV. Your old one was made like two years ago, and so much has changed. You might as well be looking at a dinosaur's butthole. Why would you keep doing that, when you could be looking at a robot's butthole?
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.