Zack: "Um, you don't really look like your profile."

Steve: "You've friendzoned me for the last time, Margaret!"

Zack: The tragic result of the strangest missed connections ad on craigslist.

Zack: "You were a snappy dressing dame with a lot of legs. I was the slumping, green-skinned hairbeast skulking in alleyways and casting menacing shadows as you hurried towards your destination."

Steve: I don't think that even comes close to being "the strangest missed connections ad."

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