Steve: I'm imagining this lady coming home from work and her husband is like, "Honey, how was your day?" and she's all, "Don't EVEN ask."
Zack: It's not the breed of the dog man, it's the owner. Pitbull man attacks are just over-reported.
Steve: They look pretty scary to me.
Zack: No, the media sensationalizes the story every time a pitbull man eats a child. It's ridiculous. You know what the most violent breed of dog man is? A golden retriever man.Steve: But does he eat a child?
Zack: Of course not. He uses a vibro knife.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.