Steve: I'm imagining this lady coming home from work and her husband is like, "Honey, how was your day?" and she's all, "Don't EVEN ask."

Zack: It's not the breed of the dog man, it's the owner. Pitbull man attacks are just over-reported.

Steve: They look pretty scary to me.

Zack: No, the media sensationalizes the story every time a pitbull man eats a child. It's ridiculous. You know what the most violent breed of dog man is? A golden retriever man.

Steve: But does he eat a child?

Zack: Of course not. He uses a vibro knife.

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