Steve: I'm imagining this lady coming home from work and her husband is like, "Honey, how was your day?" and she's all, "Don't EVEN ask."
Zack: It's not the breed of the dog man, it's the owner. Pitbull man attacks are just over-reported.
Steve: They look pretty scary to me.
Zack: No, the media sensationalizes the story every time a pitbull man eats a child. It's ridiculous. You know what the most violent breed of dog man is? A golden retriever man.Steve: But does he eat a child?
Zack: Of course not. He uses a vibro knife.
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.