Steve: Hell yeah, look at those unruly barbarian locks.
Zack: Also that unruly barbarian tiny leg.
Steve: You exercise unusual muscle groups kicking butt 24/7.
Zack: This is probably just his normal gait caught mid-stride. He's not swinging the sword to fight a monster; he's fighting for balance.
Steve: The enemy does not define the hero.
Zack: I'm sure he's a big hit around the feast table at Valhalla. "Lord Hurgamurga, regale us with your tales of heroic balance!"
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