Steve: Hell yeah, look at those unruly barbarian locks.
Zack: Also that unruly barbarian tiny leg.
Steve: You exercise unusual muscle groups kicking butt 24/7.
Zack: This is probably just his normal gait caught mid-stride. He's not swinging the sword to fight a monster; he's fighting for balance.
Steve: The enemy does not define the hero.
Zack: I'm sure he's a big hit around the feast table at Valhalla. "Lord Hurgamurga, regale us with your tales of heroic balance!"
All the amazing predictions from The Simpsons that finally came true in 2016.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.