Zack: This Gatsby remake is taking some serious liberties with TJ Eckleburg.
Steve: I had to have my dog put to sleep because of constant mini-cosms.
Zack: The mini-cosms don't have as much legroom as the regular cosms, but you can park anywhere.
Steve: I mean, I dig everything going on here, the wizards and ghosts and the dragon, all of it is cool as heck, but it just doesn't quite gel for me. I think it might be the freaking Tron grid on the ceiling.
Zack: TORG or TRON?
Steve: We may never know.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.