Zack: This Gatsby remake is taking some serious liberties with TJ Eckleburg.
Steve: I had to have my dog put to sleep because of constant mini-cosms.
Zack: The mini-cosms don't have as much legroom as the regular cosms, but you can park anywhere.
Steve: I mean, I dig everything going on here, the wizards and ghosts and the dragon, all of it is cool as heck, but it just doesn't quite gel for me. I think it might be the freaking Tron grid on the ceiling.
Zack: TORG or TRON?
Steve: We may never know.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.