Zack: This Gatsby remake is taking some serious liberties with TJ Eckleburg.
Steve: I had to have my dog put to sleep because of constant mini-cosms.
Zack: The mini-cosms don't have as much legroom as the regular cosms, but you can park anywhere.
Steve: I mean, I dig everything going on here, the wizards and ghosts and the dragon, all of it is cool as heck, but it just doesn't quite gel for me. I think it might be the freaking Tron grid on the ceiling.
Zack: TORG or TRON?
Steve: We may never know.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.