Zack: Yech. Wolf man, have you be messing with my tarot cards again??
Steve: Wolf man roommate is the worst.
Zack: Stop tearing open the garbage! And what is this, a hex symbol in blood? You know I paid all of the deposit, right?
Steve: Those tarot cards depict how I live my life though dude: skanky babes with big noses, wild wheelies on my midnight hog cruises, death, and druids.
Zack: Only two things are inevitable: death and druids.
Zack: Wait, hang on, I want to go back. You own a motorcycle?
Steve: Does that blow your mind, dude?
Zack: I would be less surprised if you owned a submarine.
Steve: My mom's boyfriend got it for me. It doesn't run so I've got to fix it up.
Zack: Now this is sounding more believable. You have a broken motorcycle in your garage.
Steve: Out back under a tarp actually.
Zack: Do you have any idea how to fix a motorcycle?
Steve: That's what Youtube is for.
Zack: Right on. Let me know when you get your Devils Diciples jacket.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
The guns are gone. Now what happens to all those paper targets? Don't tell me you forgot about the paper targets. The ones hanging from little clips on fancy clotheslines at shooting ranges. With no guns to destroy these legions of paper bastards, they go unchecked.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.