Zack: For a reasonably priced lunch, try the cafe recently opened inside the Reichstag visitor's area. For titty cyborg nightlife, Oranienburger Strasse can't be beat.
Steve: It's like a borg recruitment poster.
Steve: Get a load of these hooters. Why resist?
Zack: Pretty sure the "7 of 9 sex costume" was mentioned by Jeri Ryan in her divorce.
Zack: So what I'm saying is we have TORG to thank for Obama's America.
Steve: First you get the titty cyborg. Then you get the divorce. Then you get the black president.
Zack: Yeah, Steve, you get President Will.i.am.
Works great on my child, who hasn't barked at all for as long as she's worn the apparatus. When she turns three, we will remove it for a trial period.
This lousy world just gets lousier every year as these stores put out their skeletons and Santas in summer.
Try not to break your console while I try not to break my cyber brain.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.