Zack: For a reasonably priced lunch, try the cafe recently opened inside the Reichstag visitor's area. For titty cyborg nightlife, Oranienburger Strasse can't be beat.
Steve: It's like a borg recruitment poster.
Steve: Get a load of these hooters. Why resist?
Zack: Pretty sure the "7 of 9 sex costume" was mentioned by Jeri Ryan in her divorce.
Zack: So what I'm saying is we have TORG to thank for Obama's America.
Steve: First you get the titty cyborg. Then you get the divorce. Then you get the black president.
Zack: Yeah, Steve, you get President Will.i.am.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.