Zack: For a reasonably priced lunch, try the cafe recently opened inside the Reichstag visitor's area. For titty cyborg nightlife, Oranienburger Strasse can't be beat.

Steve: It's like a borg recruitment poster.

Steve: Get a load of these hooters. Why resist?

Zack: Pretty sure the "7 of 9 sex costume" was mentioned by Jeri Ryan in her divorce.

Zack: So what I'm saying is we have TORG to thank for Obama's America.

Steve: First you get the titty cyborg. Then you get the divorce. Then you get the black president.

Zack: Yeah, Steve, you get President Will.i.am.

Steve: Nooooo!

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