"I'll Have a Liter Data"
Zack: Uh, Ted, no you can't take that, you only have .05 liters of storage left on your face and head.
Steve: That's okay, my battery only had .003kw left of power.
Zack: You're going to have to figure out some other way to shoot 30 days worth of data straight into your eye hole.
Steve: How many liters is a data syringe?
Zack: Half as much, but it causes autism.
Steve: The joke is on you, I already have it!
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.