"I'll Have a Liter Data"

Zack: Uh, Ted, no you can't take that, you only have .05 liters of storage left on your face and head.

Steve: That's okay, my battery only had .003kw left of power.

Zack: You're going to have to figure out some other way to shoot 30 days worth of data straight into your eye hole.

Steve: How many liters is a data syringe?

Zack: Half as much, but it causes autism.

Steve: The joke is on you, I already have it!

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