"I'll Have a Liter Data"
Zack: Uh, Ted, no you can't take that, you only have .05 liters of storage left on your face and head.
Steve: That's okay, my battery only had .003kw left of power.
Zack: You're going to have to figure out some other way to shoot 30 days worth of data straight into your eye hole.
Steve: How many liters is a data syringe?
Zack: Half as much, but it causes autism.
Steve: The joke is on you, I already have it!
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The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.