"I'll Have a Liter Data"
Zack: Uh, Ted, no you can't take that, you only have .05 liters of storage left on your face and head.
Steve: That's okay, my battery only had .003kw left of power.
Zack: You're going to have to figure out some other way to shoot 30 days worth of data straight into your eye hole.
Steve: How many liters is a data syringe?
Zack: Half as much, but it causes autism.
Steve: The joke is on you, I already have it!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.