"I'll Have a Liter Data"
Zack: Uh, Ted, no you can't take that, you only have .05 liters of storage left on your face and head.
Steve: That's okay, my battery only had .003kw left of power.
Zack: You're going to have to figure out some other way to shoot 30 days worth of data straight into your eye hole.
Steve: How many liters is a data syringe?
Zack: Half as much, but it causes autism.
Steve: The joke is on you, I already have it!
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.