"A Tale of Two Rebreathers"

Zack: Alternate title: "I can't draw mouths, hands, or lower bodies."

Steve: Is that Nessie?

Zack: It's just a hoax. A toy dinosaur head on a remote-controlled submarine.

Steve: Why do people mess around with my head like that?

Zack: I really appreciate the way these Traveller artists know how to bring the setting to life. Everywhere is so vibrant and full of possibility. Who wouldn't want to explore a desolate domed city or venture out into the desolate area next to the desolate domed city?

Steve: I want to go stand in marshmallows.

Zack: Put a bag over my head and change the channel to Ducktales.

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