"A Tale of Two Rebreathers"
Zack: Alternate title: "I can't draw mouths, hands, or lower bodies."
Steve: Is that Nessie?
Zack: It's just a hoax. A toy dinosaur head on a remote-controlled submarine.
Steve: Why do people mess around with my head like that?
Zack: I really appreciate the way these Traveller artists know how to bring the setting to life. Everywhere is so vibrant and full of possibility. Who wouldn't want to explore a desolate domed city or venture out into the desolate area next to the desolate domed city?
Steve: I want to go stand in marshmallows.
Zack: Put a bag over my head and change the channel to Ducktales.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.