"A Tale of Two Rebreathers"
Zack: Alternate title: "I can't draw mouths, hands, or lower bodies."
Steve: Is that Nessie?
Zack: It's just a hoax. A toy dinosaur head on a remote-controlled submarine.
Steve: Why do people mess around with my head like that?
Zack: I really appreciate the way these Traveller artists know how to bring the setting to life. Everywhere is so vibrant and full of possibility. Who wouldn't want to explore a desolate domed city or venture out into the desolate area next to the desolate domed city?
Steve: I want to go stand in marshmallows.
Zack: Put a bag over my head and change the channel to Ducktales.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.