"A Tale of Two Rebreathers"
Zack: Alternate title: "I can't draw mouths, hands, or lower bodies."
Steve: Is that Nessie?
Zack: It's just a hoax. A toy dinosaur head on a remote-controlled submarine.
Steve: Why do people mess around with my head like that?
Zack: I really appreciate the way these Traveller artists know how to bring the setting to life. Everywhere is so vibrant and full of possibility. Who wouldn't want to explore a desolate domed city or venture out into the desolate area next to the desolate domed city?
Steve: I want to go stand in marshmallows.
Zack: Put a bag over my head and change the channel to Ducktales.
More fake science from the mainstream scientists: Dr. Schrodinger claims cat is dead, but cat is alive and a dog.
Yeah, I went there. And I'll go there again. Don't believe me? I'm there ALREADY.
These all just look like normal cats to me.
From what I understand, this genre is about getting eaten by crocodiles. I excel at this.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.