"A Tale of Two Rebreathers"
Zack: Alternate title: "I can't draw mouths, hands, or lower bodies."
Steve: Is that Nessie?
Zack: It's just a hoax. A toy dinosaur head on a remote-controlled submarine.
Steve: Why do people mess around with my head like that?
Zack: I really appreciate the way these Traveller artists know how to bring the setting to life. Everywhere is so vibrant and full of possibility. Who wouldn't want to explore a desolate domed city or venture out into the desolate area next to the desolate domed city?
Steve: I want to go stand in marshmallows.
Zack: Put a bag over my head and change the channel to Ducktales.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.