"A Tale of Two Rebreathers"
Zack: Alternate title: "I can't draw mouths, hands, or lower bodies."
Steve: Is that Nessie?
Zack: It's just a hoax. A toy dinosaur head on a remote-controlled submarine.
Steve: Why do people mess around with my head like that?
Zack: I really appreciate the way these Traveller artists know how to bring the setting to life. Everywhere is so vibrant and full of possibility. Who wouldn't want to explore a desolate domed city or venture out into the desolate area next to the desolate domed city?
Steve: I want to go stand in marshmallows.
Zack: Put a bag over my head and change the channel to Ducktales.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.