Zack: He looks like a Russian lit professor who just got asked a question about Nightwatch.
Steve: Are you getting why I hate wizards yet?
Zack: You don't like Pushkin?Steve: He's flying around and cavorting with fairies.
Zack: Nobody cavorts anymore.
Zack: Maybe it's these hard times we are living in, what with our wars and video games about wars and achievements for war video games to remind us of the innocence our nation has lost in the crucible of war video games.
Steve: I think we got over cavorting when we stopped having wizards.
Zack: Only the KKK still cavorts.Steve: Yeah, exactly, and everyone boos them even in the south because wizards are the worst.
People can't stop talking about this Donald Trump character. He's said a lot of crude and hateful things over the years, and demonstrated a tremendous lack of judgment, discipline and decency. If you ask me, he's not fit to be our president. In fact, he's not even fit to be mayor of Buffoontown.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.