Zack: He looks like a Russian lit professor who just got asked a question about Nightwatch.
Steve: Are you getting why I hate wizards yet?
Zack: You don't like Pushkin?Steve: He's flying around and cavorting with fairies.
Zack: Nobody cavorts anymore.
Zack: Maybe it's these hard times we are living in, what with our wars and video games about wars and achievements for war video games to remind us of the innocence our nation has lost in the crucible of war video games.
Steve: I think we got over cavorting when we stopped having wizards.
Zack: Only the KKK still cavorts.Steve: Yeah, exactly, and everyone boos them even in the south because wizards are the worst.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.