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Dr. Thorpe: Wow, honestly, I would hang this one on my wall with pride.

Zack: Yeah, I'm beginning to see the light of what you said earlier about porn fan art evolving into modern classics.

Dr. Thorpe: This is just one of those brutal, in-your-face artistic statements, you know? It reminds me of Frida Kahlo or something.

Zack: "Huh-huh, burn this bed, butt-munch." You can almost experience the frenzied pleasure of Beavis, and Butthead is as focused as his thought-processes are alien to us.

Dr. Thorpe: You know, there are some really impressive details in this. You might think "how did Beavis take his shorts off without taking off his shoes," but I think that we can only conclude that his shoes were left on for deliberate erotic effect.

Zack: There is quite a subtext to this picture. Beavis, a fictional character, is himself portraying the fictional character of Cornholio during sex. I take this as a bold statement about the barriers we often put up during even the most intimate moments, that to reveal ourselves and our urges even when all other defenses seem lowered is impossible.

Dr. Thorpe: Where did you find this image, Zack? I intend to purchase this piece. I think it would be a sound investment.

Zack: This artist actually did several pictures like this for different TV shows. Maybe we could contact the Guggenheim and see if they would be interested in a show.

Dr. Thorpe: Yeah, if they'll let Matthew Barney cover the place in Vaseline and run around naked for four hours, I don't see why they wouldn't accept this painting.

Zack: I think what really makes this picture great is that the woman is a realistic human being. She has seemingly been transported from our world to theirs.

Dr. Thorpe: She has a really intense sort of listlessness about her, which is really masterfully captured. This guy isn't some TV pervert fan artist, this guy is a serious artist who just happens to work in the genre of TV characters fucking.

Zack: I hate to bring this up again, but I think this guy could do something truly amazing with the MC Hammer cartoon.

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