I was not grumpey, I was getting my pictare takan at teh Santa Monica pier and I was grumpey becuase I wanted cotton candey but Jerry spent all teh money on ring tossing becuase he wanted teh Charmander doll they were giving away. He didant win it and teh guy working there made fun of Jerry. he saids, "Hey fatty, bettar luck next time, mayebe instead of ring toss yuo should try onion ring toss" and Jerry cried and ran away because all Jerry eats is onion rings and littal smokies!!! AND then jerry got harassed by a bum! AND teh bum screeamed at his hands and ate grass! AND WE SAW A DOG!!!!!!!
For graphics cards yuo will probably should probaly get a VOODOO 5!!! 3DFX went out of buisness because nDIVIA uses undarhanded tactics to smarmsh teh competitian! 3DFX just wanted to maek high qualiety products for teh hardcore gammars, but nDIVIA came in and used strongarm techniques to smarmsh them too DEATH!!! and then they hipnotized Brian Burke into working for them becuase its easy to hypotize peopal from Texas becuase theyre IQ is like -29 TOTAL!!!! HAHAHAHAHHA!!! Texans are teh worst evar. and theyre loud too. so get a KYRO 2 becuase dont buy nDIVIA because I dont know why I just know that nDIVIA si teh biggest company now so that means theyre bad and yuo shouldant buy them becuase BIGGAR = BADDER. and Brian Burke works there now and dont support texans.
I dont goes too Dailey Radar anymore becuase I AM NOT INTERESTED IN CREDIT CARDS OR ONLINE SNEAKAR REPAIR OR LUCRATIVE BUSINESS MARKETS!!! but all these popups fly in my face liek a mushroom plant!!! so go to dailey radar if yuo need a new credit card or soemthing so I dont know what yuor talking about!
Black and White si a gaem where yuo raise a creatare to eat a village. there are 5 levals but theyre all teh same. yuo can raise a horse or a pig or a cornstalk. they become evil if yuo dont hit them enough and tie them to trees. if yuo hit them too much them become evil too. and soemtiem they becoem evil just becuase. SO EVARYTHING SI EVIL!!!! Peter Mollynew makes evarything evil so when he murdars something he can blame his parents for not hitting him enough and not chaining him to a FUN TREE BEACHBALL! nice escape clause, yuo bald jerk. I think hes bald. he's a jerk though. "OH SMARTY MAN PETAR MOLLYNEW, YUO SAVED A BABY FROM A BURNING BUILDING AND YUOR GAME SI #1 IN MY HEART I SWOON FOR PETAR!!!" gah
so anyway yuor creatare can make miracles liek rain and fire and wood and firerain and poop. Lots of poop for teh villagars. Petar Mollynew enjoys creatare poop witch si why he made so much of it. then when somebodey says "YUOR GAME IS CRAPPEY" he can say "why yes it is!" and the person will die. also thes gaem has nothing too do with Cliffry B. because Cliggy B, si workeing on UNREAL TOUNRAMINT 2: HALLOWEEN HARRYS REVENGE right now with Tim Sweeetney and theyre trying too figure out how too maek all teh walls more shinney.
oh ho, jump on teh mantrain and maek fun of my speling, eh??? WELL WELL WELL DAVID FREY ARENT YUO A SMARTY MAN!!! liek I saids MANY TIEMS before, I type fastar becuase my fingars are posesed with LIGHTNING SPEEDS and teh ghosts of haX0rs! so Im sorrey I dont SPEEL EVARY SINGAL LITTAL WORD CORRECTLY becuase I have bettar things to do liek go on my SLip and Slide and obviousley yuo have a lot of spare time on yuor hands because yuo can send me emales that go directly into teh idiot pile in my malebox so in conclusian I hope yuor daddy is proud because he raised a GRADE A SPINNING ASS/ (yuo)!!!!
"you should realy invest in spellcheck"
"and maby even school"
"MABY" I SHOULD!!!
MABY YOURe REALY SOME SPINNING ASS TOO! Gahahaha, "oh no Jeff K., yuo cant spell, wah wah wah" go back to makeing love to a rug.
I haev to go now. if yuo want too emales me, emales me hear. I will put yuor lettar into my colamn "MABY" if Im not too bussey liek a bug/ Now I "REALY" haev too go! bye fagorts~
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