From: JEFF K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: FIRE TEH SCOTT WARNAR

DEAR GEE SAWYAR_

thank yuo vary much for teh exclusive screnshot! it was vary nice of tyuo too send it becuase (I am going to be honest with yuo), yuor employee Mr. Warnar was being vary confrontatianal towardes teh end of teh intarview. he saids some things I regret readeing, and I was NOT happy with his actians! While it was nice of yuo too sends teh pictare of the cyclopes, i think you should reprimend Mistar Warnar and maeybe fire him becuase he si a loose cannon!!! and could gets yuor companey in troubal to! he saids vary unflataring things too me, and thinks he should be punished.

he might be smarty man programer who programes ghosts to steal hats, but he is vary rude. too.

oh yes, can I pleas haev a job with yuor companey? I cant program, but I maeks webpaegs good and can write instructians manueals for Windy Dale. "PRESS "A" TOO GO UP!" see? that is good work on my part.#

can i intarview more people and makes Role Palaying sectian on my siet? I will haev Black Aisle shrine fan site becuase yuo are vary nice peoaple except Mistar Warnar who needs ATITUDE ADJUSTEMENT!!! BIG TIME!!!! so how about thats????

pleas write back and NO, I DONT WANT TO BE ON YUOR MALEING LIST THANK YUO

-JEFF K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

then I send an emale to Scott warnar too tell him teh news.

From: JEFF K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: HA HA FAGOT

I HAEV ASKED THAT MISTAR SAYWAYER FIRE YUO FOR YUOR ATITUDE PROBLAM YUO HAD WITH ME

IT WAS RUDE[

I AM NOT LIEK TEH KILLAR BESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so i will they will fire yuo and i will taek yuor job. i will design too maek teh monstars walk around and say clevar things:

:"OH HO TRAVELAR! LOOKS LIEK YUO COULD USE A HEALEING POTION +4595858!"
"AYE MATEY, YE LANDLUBBER ARRGH SCURVY SEA DOG FAGOT BESMIRCH MINE WENCH YAR:"
"WIZARD DOSE SHOTS TEH FIREBALLS - - - YUO DIES!!!"

one could maek argumants that i am bettar than yuor silly Windy Dale game! BUT maeybe latar, i needs too go to sleeps now, I am meeting Jerry tomorrow and we are going to teh mall too buy pizza!!! so i am sorrey yuo will be fired, but i Hope yuo learns a lesson!!@

--JEFF K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO JUSTICE NO PEEASE UNTIL SCOTT WARNAR IS FIRED FOR HIS INSOLINCE!!!! theyd bettar give me a job too or ITS SMASHING TIME!!! GRAAAAAARRRRR, ANGRY CYCLOPES GONNA POUND YUO!!!!!!

FUNNY MOMENT THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME OF THE WEEK:

Jerry and me were at Mcdonalds and teh girl behind teh countar was ugly so Jerry says "I WANT TOO SUPARSIZE YUOR FAT ASS PLEAS" and we laughed and her boyfriend worked there and punched Jerry in teh face and Jerry cried so I laughed and teh manmager came out and I ran away and Jerry started bleeding aand it wasent good buisness that day for Mcdonalds. I think Jerry wanted to touch teh fat girls boobs but I didant becuase she looked liek Java teh Hut.

SEND ME MORE EMALE AND I WILL WRITE ABOUT YUO IN MY COLUMN NEXT WEEK AND WRITE BETTAR QUESTIONS bceayse some of them were frankely dumb. and if yuo send me meane emales, i will put yuor adress in the lettar like the ppl above so everybody knows yuo = fagot.

thx

bye

- JEFF K>

– Jeff K.

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