The Space Robots

From: Mr. God

Here's another one for ya. Enjoy.

That was the same look I had upon my face when I realized my fly had been down the entire evening during my dinner with the mayor of Los Angeles. Oh yeah, I was covered with semen too, which did NOT help the situation any, believe me.

From: TV's Ian

Here's a design for you. Based on "Space Robot Bonanza." PAK CHOOIE!

PAK CHOOIE UNF and welcome to ICQ! Thanks to everybody that submitted designs, no matter how disturbing they were. No thanks to people that didn't submit anything, you don't get the glorious honor of having your psychotic piece of bizarre artwork displayed in this gallery of shame and horrors!

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka

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