From: Nathan Dort
+h1s sh1r+ 0wnz j00!!
Technically I guess SA beats genital herpes, but not by that much. That's kinda like saying "Alley McBeal" is better than "Party of Five".
From: Roger T. Kort
here you go d00d. hope all you h4x0rs out there get pl4st0r'd. ...You can submit as many designs as you want, as long as they don't suck <-- oops, I read that after I made the shirts. oh well. I look foreward to my own brain of hitler. I plan to eat it and absorb his "power"
Don't worry, it already looks like you have as much brainwave activity as Hitler currently does.
From: Jason Torres
I never knew Jesus was an l33t script kiddie, but it all makes sense now. Now go haX0r the Holy water and turn it into beer.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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