Here's my kickin' t-shirt design.. It would require some modifications to the shirt itself.. ; )
Ahhh, finally, a shirt fit to change my car's oil in. I'll wear it to only the finest of Wrestlemania events.
From: Bendan Hall
I was sort of srapped for ideas, so i decided to go with a Jeff.K theme. it's basically a rip-off of those 'save ferris' t-shirts you see around. it's also a shame that Jeff.K is such an ugly bastard, because theres no way it's wear this out in public with that ugly tosser on the back
But what exactly are we saving Jeff K. from? And why do we want to save him in the first place?
From: Adrian Clark
Hahahahahahahrha! My T-shirt sucks and i'm still sending it in, and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
That shirt looks perfect to "DANSCE WITH TEH PIGS!" in. I don't know how Leonard Crabs figures into it, but that picture of him by the toilet will forever live in the esophagus of my mind.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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