|Henchman Status Update (3 of 5)|
|The status of Aaaaaah! has been changed from ACTIVE to DECEASED.|
|Name: Spiders, Lots of (DECEASED)|
Join Date: 1-12-09
Primary Role: Scurrying
Secondary Role: Teeming, swarming, and skittering
Specialties: Voted Most Likely to Swarm Over An Unwary Enemy by the users of Lurkers and Traps Online, 3rd Best Pit Filler of 2006 by L&T's quarterly magazine, and records the second highest swarm kills annually next to only rabid bats and starving rats.
Availability: On Hire (hire)
Average Customer Rating: (rate)
|Circumstance of Contract Liquidation:|
Violent decompression of Dreadstation sucked most of these tiny spiders out into the lifeless void of space. What few survived were crushed underfoot by the UNFORCE boarding teams. (more)
We might find we have more in common than we think if we just stop fighting long enough to combine our bodies into a singular organism.
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