|Henchman Status Update (3 of 5)|
|The status of Aaaaaah! has been changed from ACTIVE to DECEASED.|
|Name: Spiders, Lots of (DECEASED)|
Join Date: 1-12-09
Primary Role: Scurrying
Secondary Role: Teeming, swarming, and skittering
Specialties: Voted Most Likely to Swarm Over An Unwary Enemy by the users of Lurkers and Traps Online, 3rd Best Pit Filler of 2006 by L&T's quarterly magazine, and records the second highest swarm kills annually next to only rabid bats and starving rats.
Availability: On Hire (hire)
Average Customer Rating: (rate)
|Circumstance of Contract Liquidation:|
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