|Henchman Status Update (2 of 5)|
|The status of Astrachnid has been changed from ACTIVE to DECEASED.|
|Name: Spider, Man-eating (DECEASED)|
Join Date: 3-16-05
Primary Role: Space Spider Queen
Secondary Role: Chittering, egg-laying, web-spinning, pedipalping, venom-injecting, intruder mummifying
Specialties: High-bandwidth mating opening allows for rapid reproduction, whistle-trained to not eat human henchmen, can hammer through most bulkheads.
Availability: On Hire (hire)
Average Customer Rating: (rate)
|Circumstance of Contract Liquidation:|
Captured the first UNFORCE assault shuttle to approach Dreadstation. The shuttle became entangled in the nearly-invisible strands of the spider's web. As the spider approached, however, UNFORCE sprung their own trap and detonated the explosives hidden within the shuttle. The spider was killed (more)
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