13. Make Greeting Cards Yourself
The average American spends way too much on greeting cards every year. Like at least 25 dollars. A good way to save money versus these soulless card corporations is to make some cards yourself. Get some paper and make a card. It's fun.
Rock legend David Bowie has changed his identity with almost every album. Can you remember all these classic Bowie characters?
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
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