13. Make Greeting Cards Yourself
The average American spends way too much on greeting cards every year. Like at least 25 dollars. A good way to save money versus these soulless card corporations is to make some cards yourself. Get some paper and make a card. It's fun.
Don't let anyone tell you that you're a wasteful, careless, selfish individual because of your shower habits.
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