11. Redbox has Blurays Now
I only have DVD, but if you are down for HD you can check out Blurays at Redbox. The selection isn't quite as good, it's mostly the new hits and some of the blockbusters. I recommend Book of Eli. It's about a blind guy who is writing the Bible from memory in the post apocalypse. Good flick. Sad ending, but hopeful. I liked it. 4 out of 5.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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