15. Get Extra Cheese on a Meat Lover's Pizza
Next time you are getting a Meat Lover's Pizza from Pizza Hut you should order this perfect finisher for a hard week. It combines a delicious pizza with tons of cheese. Guaranteed to take care of any hangover. The extra cheese balances out the meat. If you can kill a whole Meat Lover's solo, then pick up a couple of P'zones on the side. Great for movie night.
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