15. Get Extra Cheese on a Meat Lover's Pizza
Next time you are getting a Meat Lover's Pizza from Pizza Hut you should order this perfect finisher for a hard week. It combines a delicious pizza with tons of cheese. Guaranteed to take care of any hangover. The extra cheese balances out the meat. If you can kill a whole Meat Lover's solo, then pick up a couple of P'zones on the side. Great for movie night.
Master is troll wizard, so's if he get angry he might cast spell up on my self and bite off my whole head in one chomp.
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