12. Save Money On Gas By Going Fewer Places
The key here is to drive your car less. To do that you should go fewer places in your car. If you have a long commute then take some days off. Use the finder on the Redbox site to make sure you're not going out of your way to rent and return recent Hollywood blockbusters.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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