12. Save Money On Gas By Going Fewer Places
The key here is to drive your car less. To do that you should go fewer places in your car. If you have a long commute then take some days off. Use the finder on the Redbox site to make sure you're not going out of your way to rent and return recent Hollywood blockbusters.
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