14. Involve the Whole Family in Picking Your Next Redbox Rental
Everybody should get a say in the process of picking your latest blockbuster. Your kids can help by dropping the returns in the Redbox and then by picking out a movie, within reason. Nothing with ball sack or decapitations. That stuff isn't for kids. Get a grip. How about Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs? Not a bad choice.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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