14. Involve the Whole Family in Picking Your Next Redbox Rental
Everybody should get a say in the process of picking your latest blockbuster. Your kids can help by dropping the returns in the Redbox and then by picking out a movie, within reason. Nothing with ball sack or decapitations. That stuff isn't for kids. Get a grip. How about Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs? Not a bad choice.
The Remains of Bidet (James Ivory, 1993)
We might find we have more in common than we think if we just stop fighting long enough to combine our bodies into a singular organism.
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