14. Involve the Whole Family in Picking Your Next Redbox Rental


Everybody should get a say in the process of picking your latest blockbuster. Your kids can help by dropping the returns in the Redbox and then by picking out a movie, within reason. Nothing with ball sack or decapitations. That stuff isn't for kids. Get a grip. How about Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs? Not a bad choice.

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