ADVICE:Please consult a trained psychologist as soon as possible. Do not ever, under any circumstances, leave your house. If you cannot get a trained psychologist to arrive within hours, call 911 and request the Police to come over and subdue you with a barrage of tranquilizers. You should not be let within a 15-foot radius of anything even remotely female. Your social life can be measured by the amount of corpses stacked in your closet. If you haven't murdered her and started wearing her clothes already, your mother is probably ashamed of you.

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