Poor Fifa's tribulations had only begun. She watched as Duke did an amazing job of neglecting the baby to break various appliances and faucets. Sometimes he came into the nursery and watched Meatbaby cry.
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Another birthday came for Meatbaby! Fifa's little girl was growing up. And why did Duke insist on so many cakes arranged on tables in the front window?
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