Poor Fifa's tribulations had only begun. She watched as Duke did an amazing job of neglecting the baby to break various appliances and faucets. Sometimes he came into the nursery and watched Meatbaby cry.
Sleepless days passed for Fifa. She wanted to play with that dollhouse so bad! She would have starved in a couple of days, but she kept going to work and getting food.
Another birthday came for Meatbaby! Fifa's little girl was growing up. And why did Duke insist on so many cakes arranged on tables in the front window?
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
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