Poor Fifa's tribulations had only begun. She watched as Duke did an amazing job of neglecting the baby to break various appliances and faucets. Sometimes he came into the nursery and watched Meatbaby cry.
Sleepless days passed for Fifa. She wanted to play with that dollhouse so bad! She would have starved in a couple of days, but she kept going to work and getting food.
Another birthday came for Meatbaby! Fifa's little girl was growing up. And why did Duke insist on so many cakes arranged on tables in the front window?
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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