Poor Fifa's tribulations had only begun. She watched as Duke did an amazing job of neglecting the baby to break various appliances and faucets. Sometimes he came into the nursery and watched Meatbaby cry.
Sleepless days passed for Fifa. She wanted to play with that dollhouse so bad! She would have starved in a couple of days, but she kept going to work and getting food.
Another birthday came for Meatbaby! Fifa's little girl was growing up. And why did Duke insist on so many cakes arranged on tables in the front window?
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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