Poor Fifa's tribulations had only begun. She watched as Duke did an amazing job of neglecting the baby to break various appliances and faucets. Sometimes he came into the nursery and watched Meatbaby cry.
Sleepless days passed for Fifa. She wanted to play with that dollhouse so bad! She would have starved in a couple of days, but she kept going to work and getting food.
Another birthday came for Meatbaby! Fifa's little girl was growing up. And why did Duke insist on so many cakes arranged on tables in the front window?
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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