Fifa lived out her dream and immediately got a job as a criminal. Duke needed to pay the bills so he found work as a politician. Perfect! A way to get away from that crying baby during the day. The babysitter arrived to tend to the baby joint.
Across the gulf of the house, minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded the baby burrito with envious eyes. Slowly and surely, they drew their plans against the babysitter...
Their initial attempt to form a cordon failed, but they soon received reinforcements and confronted the unwitting babysitter.
The trap was sprung!
No escape! Tonight the gnomes will feast on the ripened flesh of the babywatcher! Her pleas to save the baby were useless. Why would they harm her? They serve her.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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