Fifa lived out her dream and immediately got a job as a criminal. Duke needed to pay the bills so he found work as a politician. Perfect! A way to get away from that crying baby during the day. The babysitter arrived to tend to the baby joint.
Across the gulf of the house, minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded the baby burrito with envious eyes. Slowly and surely, they drew their plans against the babysitter...
Their initial attempt to form a cordon failed, but they soon received reinforcements and confronted the unwitting babysitter.
The trap was sprung!
No escape! Tonight the gnomes will feast on the ripened flesh of the babywatcher! Her pleas to save the baby were useless. Why would they harm her? They serve her.
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