Yessss! They put the baby in the baby holder thing. It looks like a baby joint. Don't toke up on this lil' doobie!
Fifa quickly forgot the whole point of having a baby in the first place and started playing with the baby's toys. Whoa, she's playing with a dollhouse in the game that is like a dollhouse. It's like totally meta! Not a lot of bonding with Meatbaby, but that's okay since the dolls kept her away from the faucets she liked to explode.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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