Yessss! They put the baby in the baby holder thing. It looks like a baby joint. Don't toke up on this lil' doobie!
Fifa quickly forgot the whole point of having a baby in the first place and started playing with the baby's toys. Whoa, she's playing with a dollhouse in the game that is like a dollhouse. It's like totally meta! Not a lot of bonding with Meatbaby, but that's okay since the dolls kept her away from the faucets she liked to explode.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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