Yessss! They put the baby in the baby holder thing. It looks like a baby joint. Don't toke up on this lil' doobie!
Fifa quickly forgot the whole point of having a baby in the first place and started playing with the baby's toys. Whoa, she's playing with a dollhouse in the game that is like a dollhouse. It's like totally meta! Not a lot of bonding with Meatbaby, but that's okay since the dolls kept her away from the faucets she liked to explode.
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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