Yessss! They put the baby in the baby holder thing. It looks like a baby joint. Don't toke up on this lil' doobie!


Fifa quickly forgot the whole point of having a baby in the first place and started playing with the baby's toys. Whoa, she's playing with a dollhouse in the game that is like a dollhouse. It's like totally meta! Not a lot of bonding with Meatbaby, but that's okay since the dolls kept her away from the faucets she liked to explode.


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