Yessss! They put the baby in the baby holder thing. It looks like a baby joint. Don't toke up on this lil' doobie!
Fifa quickly forgot the whole point of having a baby in the first place and started playing with the baby's toys. Whoa, she's playing with a dollhouse in the game that is like a dollhouse. It's like totally meta! Not a lot of bonding with Meatbaby, but that's okay since the dolls kept her away from the faucets she liked to explode.
Rock legend David Bowie has changed his identity with almost every album. Can you remember all these classic Bowie characters?
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
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